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I just realized who I am.
I am an elderly rural white guy, and a Republican, too. I voted for O. How can that be? Here is my hypothesis: I am pathetically trying to fend off death by voting with the kids. They’re waiting for us to die. If I demonstrate that I’m one of them, maybe they won’t kill me.
New Uraniborg (formerly Pagosa Springs), Colo.